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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 5062 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!