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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 6455 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!