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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2675 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!