| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4653 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
blockcityjail.com
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9356 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 112 |
Build your own world where only Chad-like players are welcome, no foids allowed!
Escape the oppression of hypergamy and create your own perfect male utopia in this server!
Don’t let your girlfriend catch you spreading anti-foid propaganda, come join us where you can be free to express your true feelings about women!
Join now and build a world where you can be the perfect male specimen without any judgment from foids!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4470 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 167 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 46 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
We promise raises that actually materialize, acknowledgment for your hard work, and a lack of unethical behavior (unless you count stealing diamonds from other players as unethical, but hey, it’s just a game, right?).
Join now and build your empire without any familial restrictions. And if your brother tries to stop you, just build a giant wall around his virtual house and claim his clients as your own. It’s all fair game in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8146 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 2516 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.
So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 3512 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8590 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9128 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3684 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4879 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 301 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.
And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.
Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4255 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in
blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 6101 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4038 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 47 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.
Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6799 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!
On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 8635 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Votes: | 3136 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 210 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2573 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9822 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3238 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6031 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8301 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
