BlockChainz: Where even creepers are into crypto! LOL

altcoins, Blockchain, BlockChainz, Coins, confusion, CREEPERS, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital assets, finance, Frustration, Investment, kucoin, lol, market, offensive language, qredo, racism, rebrand, spare change, Technology, Trading, yellow niggers

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3375
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and leave you screaming “da fuq” at your screen? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride where your spare change on kucoin will be transformed into virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. We promise you’ll never look at yellow niggers the same way again after experiencing the rebrand cuck’ing of your coins.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6029	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	7818
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
New Chunks Explored:	996380	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	5977	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Towns Built:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8415	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3221
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ores Mined:	5584
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Runes Activated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!