Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true value of digital currency? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of hardcore bitcoin maximalists who believe that the only way to truly thrive in the virtual world is by hoarding as much cryptocurrency as possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while also mining for bitcoins! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests that are filled with nothing but sweet, sweet digital gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Satoshi’s Block, rumored to contain enough bitcoins to make you the richest player in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Crypto Creeper, a mob that explodes into a shower of bitcoins when defeated. So gear up, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to take on the ultimate challenge in the world of Minecraft – becoming the ultimate bitcoin billionaire! Join us now and start your journey to digital riches today.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Creepers Past My Bedtime

    Creepers Past My Bedtime
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

    Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 36
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5825 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

    Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition
    Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where your daughter and her trusty sidekick Lily are about to shake things up with a magitek revolution? Picture this: flying pigs, talking cows, and diamond swords that shoot fireballs.

    Join now and witness the epic journey of these two unlikely heroes as they take on creepers, zombies, and even the occasional rogue Ender Dragon. Who needs a boring old regular Minecraft server when you can be a part of this wild and wacky adventure?

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that’s about to unfold. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

    Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

    Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

    So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

    Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

    FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!
    Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

    Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

    But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Ores Mined: 7543
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

    MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Potions Brewed: 47 Runes Activated: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

    BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server
    “Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Dragon Eggs Found: 1994
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Boner Brigade

    Blocky Boner Brigade
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

    South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 332 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

    Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout
    Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

    Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Enchantments Applied: 255
    Gods Slained: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Banter Brigade

    Blocky Banter Brigade
    Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

    Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

    But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

    So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 258
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

    MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

    Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

    Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

    So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Ores Mined: 5506 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!

    Zombie Apocalypse Funhouse: Where Brainwashing is a Survival Skill!
    Are you tired of waiting for genetically engineered brainwashed perfect hotties to become a reality? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has them all! Join us and experience a world where everyone is a flawless supermodel with the brains of Einstein (and the looks of a Kardashian).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Witness their epic dance battles and maybe even join in on the fun!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and enchanted items. Just be careful of the lava pit guarding it – we hear it has a taste for unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible (and where chickens rule the dance floor).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 2987
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!

    Pot o’ Gold Mine: Where Irish Americans outnumber the Irish!
    Are you tired of being surrounded by leprechauns and pots of gold in Ireland? Come join our Minecraft server where we have more Irish people living in America than in Ireland! Our server is so popular that even the leprechauns have packed their bags and moved across the pond for a taste of the action.

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of shenanigans. Who needs luck of the Irish when you have a whole community of Irish Americans to back you up? So grab your potato and come join the fun on our server – where the craic is always 90!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!

    Pixel Cuties Minecraft Server: Where Gamer Girls Rule!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with cutter girls! That’s right, these girls are so sharp, they’ll cut through any block like butter. Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce females and conquer the Minecraft world together.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Imagine creepers busting out their best moves and skeletons doing the robot – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Farms Harvested: 434
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1778
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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