BlockBustMasturbate

BlockBustMasturbate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Animals Bred: 135
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Magical Moments Shared: 12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Magic Moon

    Magic Moon

    Welcome to MagicMoon!!!

    When Magic Moon rises in the sky the rules change…

    The Magic Moon has imbued the world with ancient magic. Explore the wonders the overworld holds, fight bosses in other worlds, and prepare to become the greatest adventurer.

    MagicMoon is the key to unlock a hidden world full of endless possibilities!!!

    Come and discover the secrets of the Magic Moon.

    If you dream it, everything is possible!!!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Democrat’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Are you a Democrat who loves Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated politics and blocky debates. Our server is the perfect place for Democrats to build their dream world, complete with free healthcare for all villagers and a renewable energy source powered by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is a registered Democrat who loves to discuss foreign policy over a cup of virtual coffee. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I don’t get it, but I love it!”

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side

    Cherokee Minecraft SMP Side
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats? We’ve got it all!

    And if you’re wondering if you’re still white, don’t worry, because on our server, everyone turns into a rainbow unicorn after their first hour of gameplay. So come join us and let your inner unicorn shine!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels

    FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
    so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • NovaCraftMC.de

    NovaCraftMC.de

    Welcome to NovacraftMC.de – your ultimate city build server!

    Immerse yourself in the exciting world of NovacraftMC.de, where creative city building projects meet exciting PvP duels! Build your own city, create impressive buildings and design your own personal plot of land exactly as you imagine it. There are no limits to your imagination!

    Join today and become part of the NovacraftMC.de community! Whether you are an experienced city builder or a PvP pro, you will find your place here.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CozySMP

    CozySMP

    CozySMP is the best free-to-play minecraft smp that provides an incredible experience to the player. it also has some plugins to make it easier for new players

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Ores Mined: 2208 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server

    ✨ [1.21] FlayCraft – See and run Minecraft server
    ⭐ We kindly ask the world of FlayCraft – for the skin block and the skin’s advantage to come to life with new possibilities and amazing insights!

    ? Our servers in Minecraft offer not just the game, but a more expensive experience in the enchanting world, where the warmth and wonderful atmosphere are friendly, and it’s good to check on the skin prankster. We attach special respect to the integrity, consistency and stability of all our regimes. And the axis and the stench:

    ⚡Vision: Here you will find the support and friendliness of our specialists, who are ready to help you with your skin problems. In this mode, theft and damage to other people’s alarms are protected, and to further protect you from this, you can secure your own alarm with additional privacy and enjoy freedom without fear of robbery. Discover the endless mechanics, including unique robots, casinos, duels and other equally important systems, the list of which is growing every day. We are developing game mechanics in accordance with the basic principles of Minecraft, which preserves the high vanilla nature of our server. Be the awakener of the world or an important follower, creating your world together with other graves.

    ? Events: Get ready for the exciting events that take place regularly on our servers! From epic battles with unique bosses to squalor and simple evenings – we always have something for the skin.

    ? Experience the power and ability to create your own unique style on our server. We’re counting on you!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Gods Slained: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But little did they know, the dungeon was also home to a pack of evil zombie chickens! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? It was cluckin’ crazy!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a prickly ruler who will challenge you to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And let’s not forget about our annual Pig Racing Championship, where players saddle up their swine steeds and race to the finish line for glory and bragging rights.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of exploding sheep, then look no further. Join us today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse

    Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

    Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

    Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1976 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6852 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Dimension Hops: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Enchantments Applied: 83
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ores Mined: 4627
    Potions Brewed: 179 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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