BlockBustMasturbate | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3879
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Votes:	5658
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7171
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	954
Void Armor Forged:	21	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mines Excavated:	2706

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	38	Magic Items Found:	5701
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ores Mined:	6348	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	767745	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	109/300	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4097