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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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