Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	8633	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Votes:	8295	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Votes:	8168	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Votes:	1845
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	612

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Potions Brewed:	69	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	270
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	New Chunks Explored:	59061
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

anticipation, Buzz, disappeared, Disappointment, fad, Failed, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Flop, Forgotten, gone, hype, HypeGoneMinecraft, next big thing, obsolete, once popular, overhyped, short lived, smp, trend, Trendsetter, VANISHED

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Votes:	295	Gods Slained:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

CraftyRejectCraft

avoiding embarrassment, communication skills, CraftyRejectCraft, dating tips, declining a proposal, declining gracefully, emotional intelligence, handling rejection, polite decline, refusing a proposal, refusing without embarrassment, rejecting a proposal, rejection without hurting feelings, relationship advice, respectful rejection, saying no politely, saying no to a proposal, sensitive communication, social etiquette, tactful refusal, turning down a proposal

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	1821
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Are you tired of awkwardly turning down marriage proposals in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special “Reject Proposal” button that explodes fireworks and sends a message in the chat saying “It’s not you, it’s me… and the creeper that just blew up behind you.” Guaranteed to make rejecting proposals a blast! Join now for a chance to break hearts and blow up creepers in style!

Players:	106/800	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3037
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

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FAQ

How can I join the server?

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What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

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