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Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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