BlockBusters: Noob to Pro in 69 Minutes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Potions Brewed:	60
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4293
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a community of players who are all addicted to watching porn and we even have a special “XXX” section in our server where you can discuss your favorite videos and share recommendations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Porn Block Challenge, where players must build a giant phallic structure without getting distracted by, well, you know. It’s a test of skill and endurance like no other!

So come join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and of course, plenty of porn talk. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ores Mined:	4445
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9561
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2271	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	129
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2487
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	1510	Divine Spears Created:	17
Void Armor Forged:	24	Emeralds Found:	438
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	97	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5363	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Zombie Dances:	4

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Votes:	6967
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Void Armor Forged:	21
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6551

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mines Excavated:	3722	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	1284
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Runes Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7561

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	69637
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3773	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!