BlockBusters: Noob to Pro in 69 Minutes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magic Items Found:	2443	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Farms Harvested:	532
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a community of players who are all addicted to watching porn and we even have a special “XXX” section in our server where you can discuss your favorite videos and share recommendations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Porn Block Challenge, where players must build a giant phallic structure without getting distracted by, well, you know. It’s a test of skill and endurance like no other!

So come join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and of course, plenty of porn talk. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	5134
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magic Items Found:	1435
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Farms Harvested:	651	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Items Found:	5911
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Emeralds Found:	2126	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	574	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Emeralds Found:	2766
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Divine Spears Created:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	244
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4092
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crops Grown:	2101
Runes Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5899	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Void Gems Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌