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Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9922
Void Gems Collected:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9469

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
New Chunks Explored:	81081	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ores Mined:	1860	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Runes Activated:	0

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8912	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

Players:	107/1000	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5