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GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7152
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3708	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3557	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Void Armor Forged:	18	Votes:	1864
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	6851
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ores Mined:	3843	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	49	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Animals Bred:	130	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

Players:	94/800	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5