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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 222653 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 5485 Gods Slained: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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