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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Towns Built: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
Villages Defended: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Emeralds Found: 902
Players Killed by Monsters: 5751 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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