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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
Chimeras Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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