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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Potions Brewed: 97
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Astral Projections Made: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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