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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Astral Projections Made: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
Dragon Eggs Found: 6464 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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