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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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