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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Meteorites Collected: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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