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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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