Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 106 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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