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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2930 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 387 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
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