BlockBusters: Illegal Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Votes:	2797	Dragon Eggs Found:	9176
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Runes Activated:	7

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	199
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	7854
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	185655	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Crops Grown:	9620	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	482702
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Votes:	3124
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2467	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2676
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Farms Harvested:	948
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5002	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9343
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

GetOutSon Minecraft Server

GetOutSon, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Star Shards Collected:	287
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Emeralds Found:	6211

Are you tired of living with your 30-year-old son who refuses to adult and just plays video games all day? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and no annoying adult children living in your basement rent-free!

Say goodbye to enabling your son and hello to building your dream virtual world with us! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Don’t feel guilty for pushing your son to move out, feel empowered to join our server and live your best blocky life!