join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Magic Items Found: 8384
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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