BlockBusterPornHubCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	563	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Villages Defended:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4608	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	141	Players Killed by Monsters:	9976
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Animals Bred:	156
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft adventures are written in the stars! #FateGrandOrder #NA #General

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a 5-star Servant on your first try? Look no further! Our server is like the Water Monsters Crisis, but with creepers instead of sea creatures. Join us on the Floating Island of Innocents, where innocence is quickly lost as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

Our server is so lit, it’s like doing a Rank Up Quest with your friends while dodging TNT explosions. Need materials for your next build? Our Material Lookup tool will help you find everything you need faster than you can say “gacha luck.” And don’t worry about running out of coins, our Coin Calculator will keep you rolling in the dough.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, if you see a player with a diamond sword, run like you’re trying to escape a Berserker’s Noble Phantasm!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyQueens: Where love blooms in pixelated blocks! Join now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was so obsessed with hentai that they forgot what a real woman even looked like. They spent all their days building pixelated waifus in Minecraft, never once feeling the need for human interaction. But little did they know, on our server, they would find a community of like-minded individuals who shared their love for blocky babes.

Join us and build your own harem of Minecraft maidens, explore our custom-built hentai-themed worlds, and maybe even find love in the form of a pixelated princess. Who needs real women when you have a whole virtual world of waifus waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your one true love in the form of a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Faces Are More Detailed Than Your Builds

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server will transport you to the year 2024 where close-up shots in Minecraft look like something straight out of a blockbuster movie!

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and build your own personal castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you may stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1795
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelated Pandemonium: The AI Thread

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Welcome to the most scandalous Minecraft server out there – Bimbos and Sluts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamonds. But here’s the twist – the house was shaped like a giant high heel shoe! Talk about luxury living!

But that’s not all, folks. We have weekly fashion shows where players can strut their stuff on the catwalk and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive spa area where you can pamper your pixelated self with virtual massages and facials.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground nightclub where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and disco balls? It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft!

So come join us at Bimbos and Sluts, where the only thing bigger than our egos is our sense of style. See you on the runway, darling!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ColdWarCraft: Where predicting the real cold war is just as easy as predicting creepers!

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Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the most epic cold war showdown between the US and China! Forget about Russia, they’re totally irrelevant in this wacky world of blocky battles. Who knew Minecraft could predict the future so accurately? Come join the fun and see if you can change the course of history with your building skills and strategic gameplay. Let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cold war showdown!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ores Mined:	9605
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KimoiCraft: Where Creepers are Kimoiiii and Threads are Uwaaa!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us if you want to ride giant chickens into battle, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Kimoooooiiii, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those sneaky threads, they might be plotting something…uwaaa!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LOLcraft: Digging into the Cultural & Historical Rabbit Hole

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only reward you get is a pat on the back? Well, look no further because on our server, getting awarded is like winning the lottery!

Join us and experience the thrill of being showered with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear just for existing. Our server is so generous with rewards, you’ll feel like a Minecraft millionaire in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be swimming in riches, but you’ll also be treated like royalty. Rumor has it that our server has a secret society of players who have been awarded so many times, they’ve transcended to a higher plane of existence. Will you be the next chosen one?

So come on down to our server and bask in the glory of being awarded for simply being you. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so culturally and historically significant?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Snowflake Sanctuary: Where Triggered Lefties Unite

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Don’t worry, our chickens are friendly… most of the time.

Explore our custom-built world where pigs can fly, literally! Just watch out for the flying bacon, it’s a bit crispy.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try our exclusive J-eye-rows challenge where you have to pronounce it correctly or face being chased by a pack of angry llamas. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llama drama queens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, it’s all fun and games until the giant chickens start clucking.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	716424	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Blocky Boat Battles – Azur Lane Edition!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like the Nether and the End had a baby and named it “The Ultimate Minecraft Experience”!

Join us for our ongoing events like the Abyssal Refrain light rerun (because who doesn’t love a good rerun?), or the Cookie for Mew event (because who doesn’t want to feed cookies to adorable Cheshire cats?). And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Muse Event livestream – it’s gonna be more hype than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark!

But wait, there’s more! We have special training events, ASMR with Chapayev (yes, you read that right), and even Inazuma maid skins for all you fancy sailors out there. And don’t forget to bind your account, unless you want to risk losing it when the game updates (nobody wants to lose all their diamond armor, am I right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, our discord is so exclusive, even /alg/ doesn’t have its own. And if you have any questions, check out our FAQ – it’s more helpful than a stack of enchanted golden apples. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4712	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4