HEY YO! U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN PORN VIDEOS WANNA SPONSOR US! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ STRIP TEASES AND ZOMBIES TWERKIN’ ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

BUT DAT AIN’T ALL, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS GIVIN’ OUT FREE DIAMONDS AND VILLAGERS THROWIN’ RAVES IN DA NETHER! OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PIG RACES? YEAH, WE GOT PIGS RIDIN’ MINECARTS LIKE THEY’RE IN DA KENTUCKY DERBY!

SO COME ON DOWN TO DIS WACKY SERVER AND JOIN DA MADNESS! TRUST ME, U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE IT!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Void Gems Collected: 11
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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