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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 9799 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
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