BlockBusterInjury | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Mines Excavated:	1442	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Have you ever been attacked by a pack of rabid creepers while trying to build your dream house in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Unless, of course, you want it to for some adrenaline-pumping action!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and tell jokes while exploring the vast and wacky world we’ve created.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and mayhem that awaits you on our server. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they love to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5871	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	1042
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mines Excavated:	1265
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Votes:	3794	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	281
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Votes:	8871
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	31
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	1379	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	884033	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1745

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!