BlockBusterHater | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Look no further, because our server is like the blockbuster movie you secretly hate but pretend to love just to fit in. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a talking chicken who claimed to be the ruler of the land. Turns out, the chicken was actually a wizard in disguise and granted them all superpowers to conquer the pixelated world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who throw the most epic dance parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, ridiculous, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching paint dry instead).

Thai Spice Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone speaks Chinese? Well, guess what? Our server is full of Thai-speaking players! That’s right, no more confusion over languages here.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Thai warrior, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bamboo stick and a bowl of spicy noodles. Join our server and you might just get a chance to team up with this fearless hero.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground temple filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the temple is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to claim the loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this wacky world of Thai-speaking Minecraft madness!

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The SMP Queen Charlotte Minecraft SMP

adult performer, BDSM, charlotte, Charlotte Scherzen, dominatrix, Epaulets, Fake French, fake tits, fetish, french maid, Gives people fake French names, Hardcore slut, Harem of submissive bitches, kinky fantasies, Minecraft, provocative attire, Queen, Roleplay, roleplaying games, Scandalous cleavage, sexy costumes, smp, Submission

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a hardcore slut running the show, a harem of submissive bitches ready to do your bidding, and epaulets for days. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous cleavage and fake French accents – it’s a whole vibe.

But that’s not all – we’ve got fake tits galore (you just know), and we even give people fake French names for that extra touch of class. So why wouldn’t you want to join in on the madness? Come on, you know you want to be a part of this outrageous adventure!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #RABBITY Way, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr, Aussie, autistic, champy, chuuba, craft server, cytube, Doom 2 WAD, emergency resources, Fan Content, Freak, fvr, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, merch, Minecraft, Music, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, RPG demo, Server, socials, sound effects, stream highlights, Uoh, vrt, VT, worms game

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventures with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will guide you through the craziest challenges! Build your own champyons and explore a world filled with animals and excitement. Plus, we have a Kiki AI LoRA for Stable Diffusion that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. So hop on board and let’s get crafting with Kiki!

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Midnight Minecraft SMP

3:00 AM, anxiety, dark thoughts, Deep contemplation, deep reflection, insomnia, introspection, late night, late night musings, late night thoughts, late night worries, midnight, Minecraft, night owl, Nighttime, overthinking, quiet hours, restless mind, sleepless nights, smp, solitude, stress, the bitching hour, witching hour

Welcome to THE BITCHING HOUR, where the only rule is to be the biggest bitch possible! Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re ready to unleash your inner diva and cause chaos like never before.

Why should you join THE BITCHING HOUR, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds just to flex on everyone else. Another time, a player started a prank war that ended with someone’s house being turned into a giant chicken coop. And don’t even get me started on the drama that happens in our Discord chat – it’s like a real-life soap opera, but with blocky characters.

But the best part about THE BITCHING HOUR is the sense of community we have. Sure, we may be a bunch of bitches, but we stick together through thick and thin. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can let your inner bitch shine and make some hilarious memories along the way, then join us at THE BITCHING HOUR. Just be prepared to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty wild around here.

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Monyx Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay Dungeons Magic Adventure Questing PVP Economy Skills Enchanting Factions Custom Survival Games Redstone Skyblock Creative Minigames Farming Pixelmon Vanilla Modded, Survival

Welcome to Monyx Network, a Minecraft Survival-RPG server with unique quests, classes, and abilities!

Survival + RPG: Build, explore, and survive while leveling up.

Quests: Complete custom missions and storylines.

Classes & Skills: Choose a class and unlock special abilities.

Community: Join a friendly, active player base.

Smooth Gameplay: Enjoy lag-free performance.

Dedicated Staff: Active support and regular updates.

Join Monyx Network now and start your adventure. Vote for us to support the community!

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VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Warcraft? More like Minecraft Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Warcraft and its lackluster fantasy setting? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a dragon made entirely of cheese. They rode that cheesy dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies, and emerged victorious with a block of enchanted butter as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Castle, where players can feast on delicious tacos made of golden apples and emerald lettuce. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Warcraft in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Age Gap Minecraft SMP

age, age difference, age gap relationships, age restrictions, criticism, cultural expectations, DATING, double standards, gap, generational gaps, judgment, legal age, love, Maturity, Minecraft, older partners, relationships, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unconventional relationships, younger partners

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, hidden treasure hunts that lead to enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life!

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Vax Attack Minecraft Server

Attack, blood clot risk, blood clots, causation, coronavirus, covid complications, Covid-19, health concerns, heart attacks, heart health, Medical research, Minecraft, pandemic, public health, Server, side effects, vaccination, vaccine, vaccine benefits, vaccine complications, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, young people

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you blood clots or heart attacks? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you questioning if it’s the vax or Covid causing those side effects. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a rollercoaster when you can experience the thrill of our server? Join now for a truly heart-pounding adventure!

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”/dig/ – Diamond Diggers and Creeper Crushers Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, advice, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, creeper, Crushers, davinci resolve, Diamond, Dig, DIGGERS, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Op-Sec, Premiere, privacy tips, smp, Startups, Thread, trolling techniques, twitch, twitter, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

Welcome to the most forehead-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so big-brained, we’ve got Vtubers giving and receiving advice on Vtubing while building epic structures with their massive foreheads.

Looking to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Well, if you don’t have a forehead the size of a mountain, we recommend Twitch. But if your forehead is rivaling Mount Everest, then YouTube is the way to go.

Wondering if there’s an audience for your content? Of course there is! We’ve got viewers from all dimensions tuning in to watch Vtubers do everything from speedrunning to building pixel art with their forehead powers.

Need a video editor? Look no further than DaVinci Resolve, Kdenlive, or CapCut for those on a budget. But if you’ve got a forehead that can rival the Great Wall of China, then Vegas Pro or Premiere is the way to go.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, we’ve got open auditions for Hololive and Niji! Just imagine the possibilities of joining these prestigious Vtuber companies with your forehead leading the way.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your forehead’s true potential. Who knows, you might just build a monument so grand that even the Ender Dragon will bow down in awe.

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AllianceSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to an SMP with many custom items for players to collect!

Time to start your adventure in the AllianceSMP! Diving into the server where collecting cool cosmetics and creating Alliances with other players is common! With constant new cosmetics being worked on and added, there is no shortage of collecting!

Every 12 hours you can claim an “Alliance Buck” with “/daily” to save up for crate keys. There is NO way to get these keys with payment, this is to avoid any pay to win!

Currently there is the MCDungeons Weapons Crate with 70+ custom textured weapons to collect! Join now to to collect a free MCDungeons Weapons Key from “Lily” the librarian at spawn!

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Crafty Bloons Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Pig into battle against an army of evil villagers.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit. But hey, at least you’ll get a participation trophy made out of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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694455827 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate llama whisperer, taming these majestic creatures and leading them into epic llama battles. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Banana, a rare fruit that grants you incredible powers and makes you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life!

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FakeMC

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, PvP Survival Lifesteal Cracked Competitive Action-packed Rivals Challenge Server Ultimate Strongest Dive Experience Encounters Heart Battle Fun Simple Join Prove

Welcome to FakeMC – the ultimate cracked Lifesteal server! Dive into a competitive survival experience where every heart counts. Battle your way through challenging PvP encounters, steal hearts from your rivals, and prove yourself as the strongest on the server. Simple, fun, and packed with action – join us now and take on the challenge!

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GF Quest Minecraft Server

confidence building, dating advice, dating tips, emotional intelligence, finding love, getting a girlfriend, Incels, love life, mindset shift, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, Quest, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, Server, Social Skills, success stories

Are you tired of being a 33-year-old no-lifer incel? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the sad reality of your life by building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and making friends with fellow gamers who probably also struggle with basic social skills.

But wait, there’s more! If a sad sack like me can figure out how to survive in this virtual world, then you definitely can too. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to blow up unsuspecting players. So, if you’re looking for a challenge (and a good laugh), come join us and see if you can outsmart the ghostly creeper and become the ultimate Minecraft champion. Trust me, if I can do it, anyone can!

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