BlockBusterFlicks | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Jupiter Cloud Crew

ammonia clouds, ammonia ice, ammonium hydrosulphide, atmospheric chemistry, atmospheric composition, celestial bodies, cloud, Clouds, collaborative research., Collaborative work, COMPOSITION, CREW, gas giants, Jupiter, planetary atmospheres, planetary science, Research collaboration, scientific breakthrough, Scientific consensus, scientific discovery, smog, space exploration

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got clouds made of ammonium hydrosulphide mixed with smog! Forget bout dat boring ammonia ice, we got da real deal up in here! Build with us and uncover da mysteries of Jupiter’s clouds while crafting and mining like a boss! Join now for a wild ride full of surprises and epic adventures!

Celestia Worldbuilding

alliances, Battles, celestia, Cities, Colonize, Conquer, creativity, Factions, Immersive, interactions, Minecraft, powerful kingdom, rogue adventurer., Semi Vanilla, Server, Story, strategies, Tapestry, Territories, trade empire, Trade routes, Wiki, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to Celestia Worldbuilding!
Overview:
Coming soon! Celestia Worldbuilding – a newly crafted worldbuilding server set at the dawn of a brand-new history. Celestia Worldbuilding is preparing to open its gates, inviting you to join an exciting, immersive experience. In this realm, players will collaborate and compete to forge alliances, conquer territories, establish trade routes, engage in battles, and construct sprawling cities, shaping the ever-evolving story of Celestia.

Welcome to Celestia Worldbuilding!

Overview:

Coming soon! Celestia Worldbuilding – a newly crafted worldbuilding server set at the dawn of a brand-new history. Celestia Worldbuilding is preparing to open its gates, inviting you to join an exciting, immersive experience. In this realm, players will collaborate and compete to forge alliances, conquer territories, establish trade routes, engage in battles, and construct sprawling cities, shaping the ever-evolving story of Celestia.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What is worldbuilding?
A: Worldbuilding combines factions, geopolitics, and light roleplay elements. Players will create and rewrite history as they conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build. The history of the server will be carefully chronicled in the Celestia Wiki, ensuring a rich and evolving tapestry of stories for all players—new and seasoned alike.
Q: What can you do?
A: In Celestia, the world is truly yours to shape. With minimal admin intervention, your success will depend entirely on your strategy, creativity, and interactions with fellow players. Will you establish a flourishing trade empire, lead a powerful kingdom, or carve out a life as a rogue adventurer? Whether you’re a builder, fighter, diplomat, or explorer, Celestia offers endless opportunities to leave your mark.

Join Celestia Worldbuilding today, and start creating YOUR legacy.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

Tales of the Lost Souls 1.20.6

1.20.6, anguish, deep, emotions, Expression, EYES, Heartache, hidden, hurt, inner turmoil, Lost, Mystery, Pain, past, questions, Sadness, sorrow, Souls, Story, Suffering, Tales, Tears, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	519	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	251	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the deep, dark secrets behind every player’s eyes!

Delve into a world where every block tells a story and every pixel holds a mystery.

Explore hidden dungeons, uncover ancient ruins, and discover the truth behind the enigmatic characters you meet along the way.

Embark on a quest like no other, where the only limit is your imagination and the only goal is to unravel the secrets of the universe.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Wife-free Vacation Minecraft Server

aita, Australia, Boundaries, CAR, caravan trip, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, difficult behavior, finances, holiday, Marriage, Minecraft, Planning, red flags, relationship, separate finances, Server, stress, towing, vacation, Wife, Wifefree

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Just like M43 and F36, who embarked on a disastrous caravan trip, you too can experience the thrill of exploration and the joy of building – without the stress of dealing with a difficult travel companion.

Join us on this server and leave all your real-life problems behind! No more fighting over who gets to drive the car or where to stop for lunch – here, you’re free to roam and build to your heart’s content.

And if you’re worried about wear and tear on your virtual car, fear not! Our server has unlimited resources and no mileage limits, so you can tow your caravan around Australia (or any other virtual destination) without a care in the world.

So come on in and join us for a stress-free, drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even find a new travel buddy along the way – one who won’t drive you crazy!

KidClash: 6vs15SiblingDrama

6vs15SiblingDrama, aita, children’s behavior, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, discipline, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, going off, Kid, KidClash, Money Dispute, parenting issues, picking on, Raw on Netflix, rhea ripley, sibling rivalry, sister-in-law, spoiled kid, Younger Kid

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9821
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Potions Brewed:	190	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for epic battles and outrageous stories like the time I went off on my sister-in-law’s kid for picking on my child. Picture this: I’m just trying to watch Raw on Netflix when I hear my youngest crying upstairs. Turns out, the older kid was messing with him and even stole his money! Can you believe it? But wait, it gets better. My wife gets mad at me for cursing at the kids, but hey, when someone messes with my little one, all bets are off. And don’t even get me started on the spoiled, clueless 15-year-old who thinks he can walk all over everyone. Join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness – you won’t regret it!

Land Plant Evolution

Blueprints, dry land, early days, Evolution, fascinating details, Genetic, genetic blueprints, hornworts, Insights, Land, Life, Million Years Ago, Plant, plant evolution, plant genetics, plant life, Plants, research, research findings, TRANSITION, Water

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Emeralds Found:	8551
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Votes:	6036
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can relive the glory days of plant evolution from 450 million years ago!!! u can build ur own hornwort kingdom and uncover the genetic blueprints of these ancient plants!!!

we have insane adventures waiting for u as u explore the early days of life on land!!! fight off creepers and zombies with ur plant powers and dominate the server with ur green thumb!!!

join now for a wild ride through time and space, where plants rule and anything is possible!!! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server experience ever!!!

Citrus MC

200 members, 24/7 operation, basic quality-of-life plugins, Citrus, diamond-based economy, discord community, fresh new map, Grief Protection, immersive multiplayer, leaderboard integration, member role, player-driven economy, pure vanilla, responsive staff, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, thrilling experience, Tpa, trade economy, Vanilla theme

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	3268
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Server IP	CITRUS-MC.COM
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	Map
Version	1.9.x – 1.21

Looking for a thrilling and immersive multiplayer survival experience? Look no further than Citrus MC! Unlike other semi-vanilla SMP servers that bombard you with pay-to-win ranks, intrusive leaderboards, and an overload of plugins that detract from the pure vanilla experience, we prioritize your gameplay enjoyment.

After our initial success in 2023 and from listening to our members we decided to start a fresh new map for 1.21! We are now welcoming new and old members alike to join us for the second map.

To enhance your experience, we’ve carefully selected a range of basic quality-of-life plugins such as RTP, SETHOME, TPA, and even Discord chat integration. These additions are designed to improve your gameplay without compromising the pure nature of the vanilla experience.

In addition, we feature a diamond-based economy that seamlessly integrates with the vanilla theme of our server. Trade and thrive in a player-driven economy, where the value of your hard-earned diamonds shines through.

Join us at Citrus MC with over 200+ members on the discord and see what adventures await!

Features:

NEVER Pay To Win
Grief protection for all players
Discord community
Responsive staff members online 24/7
24/7 operation 20TPS/Lag free

Below is a link to our discord server, read the rules and react to automatically receive your member role.

https://discord.gg/7z8RBNyScA

Make new friends and enjoy a true Minecraft experience, here at Citrus MC, All of the features of Minecraft, are fully included, with no catch.

Server IP: CITRUS-MC.COM

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we never implement pay-to-win features on our server. Everyone has an equal playing field.
Do you have grief protection?	Yes, we offer grief protection for all players to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience.
How active is the staff?	Our staff members are online 24/7 and are always ready to assist players with any issues they may encounter.
Is the server lag-free?	Yes, we operate 24/7 at 20TPS to provide a lag-free experience for all players.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Communication, Cultural differences, differentiation, Ethereal, Language, language barriers, language development, language differences, language distinctions, language evolution, language nuances, language structure, language variations, linguistic diversity, linguistics, national capital, provincial capital, Realm, regional capital, semantics, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	53587	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Emeralds Found:	1240	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – they got a whole bunch of crazy shiz going on that will blow your mind! Like, did you know that in this server, the pigs can talk and the chickens can dance? It’s like a freakin’ animal party up in here! And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of apples! I know, right? It’s like a Minecraft miracle! Plus, the caves are filled with treasure chests that are guarded by ninja creepers. It’s like a whole new level of adventure, man! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Blowjob, Boundaries, CheaterCraft, Cheating, Communication, Drunk, emotions, Friend, Girlfriend, heterosexual, Humiliation, JOKE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Motion, overreacting, Party, Questioning, relationship, Server, sex, Trust

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	77
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of feeling betrayed and humiliated in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only betrayals you’ll face are from creepers blowing up your house! Our community is full of hilarious jokes and pranks, like pretending to pay for party supplies with virtual blowjobs. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating, so you can trust that your in-game girlfriend won’t be flirting with any exes. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind!

GFsGoneWildMC

anxiety, Boundaries, breakup threats, Communication, concert tickets, controlling girlfriend, Emotional Abuse, fear, Gaslighting, GFsGoneWildMC, Insecurity, Jealousy, location tracking, Manipulation, music artist, relationship issues, rules, social media, Spite, trust issues

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of being controlled by your significant other? Do you miss the days when you could listen to your favorite music without fear of breakup threats? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the tyranny of your partner!

Join our server and experience the freedom to explore, build, and mine without anyone telling you what to do. No more uninstalling apps to track your every move, no more giving up your favorite artists, and definitely no more missing out on concerts you’ve been looking forward to.

On our server, you can be your own boss, build your dream world, and listen to all the music you want without any judgment. Say goodbye to controlling partners and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and reclaim your independence!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

classic video games, favorite quotes, gaming catchphrases, gaming memories, gaming memories forever, gaming nostalgia, gaming phrases, gaming quotes, gaming sayings, iconic lines, iconic video game quotes, memorable gaming moments, memorable phrases, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PixelPals, smp, unforgettable moments, video game, video game catchphrases, video game memories, video game nostalgia, video game quotes

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Crops Grown:	7469
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically living like Minecraft royalty. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Steve who likes to blow things up for fun, like he’s our own personal TNT dispenser. It’s hilarious, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant statue of Notch made entirely out of golden blocks, because why not? And every Saturday night, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (just kidding, it’s actually made of foam, but still cool, right?).

So if you wanna join in on the craziness and make some new friends (or enemies, depending on how good you are at PvP), then come on over to our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin! Remember, diamonds are forever, but our friendship is priceless. Let’s do this, gamers!

ToxicCraft: Block & Ban Fam

Ban, BLOCK, coping with toxic family, dealing with toxic family, Dysfunctional family, fam, family conflict, family counseling, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, family stress, Family Therapy, setting boundaries with family, toxic behavior, toxic family, toxic family members, toxic family support, toxic parents, toxic relationships, toxic relatives, toxic siblings, ToxicCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	208
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crops Grown:	9930	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a giant lava pit to throw them into. Watch them burn while you laugh maniacally from your diamond throne. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft universe with an iron hoof!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life drama behind and come join us for some epic llama-led adventures on our Minecraft server. Your toxic family members won’t know what hit them!

TibetQuake Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, China, disaster response, earthquake, earthquake preparedness, emergency response, Fatalities, geological fault, Humanitarian Aid, infrastructure damage, Minecraft, natural disaster, rescue efforts, Richter scale, seismic activity, seismic intensity, seismic waves, Server, Sichuan province, tectonic plates, Tibet, TibetQuake, tremor

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing shaking is your booty while you build! we got more fun than a tibetan earthquake, with dozens of players dropping dead from laughter at how awesome this server is!

our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on top of mount everest, except without the freezing cold and lack of oxygen. you’ll be climbing to new heights of fun and excitement as you explore our vast world filled with surprises around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime! just make sure to hold on tight, because this server is gonna shake things up in the best way possible!

BlockBidenMergerMadness

antitrust, Biden administration, BlockBidenMergerMadness, business news, Competition, corporate, corporate merger, court case, economic impact, global market, government intervention., Industrial, lawsuit, legal action, legal dispute, Merger, Nippon, regulatory decision, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

LOL, ok so like, imagine this: you join this EPIC Minecraft server and it’s like, the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even U.S. Steel and Nippon are suing the Biden administration over not being able to merge with us. That’s how LEGENDARY we are, fam.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might even get to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers. YOLO, amirite?

Cousin Sleepover Fun!

acceptance, Boundaries, consent, controversial, cousin, Diversity, equality, family, Fun, Gay, Incest, judgment, LGBTQ, love, moral, relationships, sexual orientation, Sleeping, sleepover, societal norms, stigma, taboo

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchantments Applied:	192

Hey you! YEAH YOU! Do you love Minecraft but get bored of the same old servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of insanity and chaos that will have you questioning your own sanity!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! That’s right, you can dance the night away with explosive beats and killer tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our fearless leader, Steve the Pig Rider, will guide you through epic quests and battles that will have you laughing until you cry!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret society of llama farmers who are also expert ninjas. You never know when they’ll swoop in and save the day with their deadly spitting skills!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, sleeping with your cousin isn’t wrong if you’re both gay!