BlockBusterFamFails | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Farms Harvested:	284	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6120
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly chaos zone! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether portal maze.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed by a mischievous Enderman who turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and zombie hoards. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarian options available).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a Ghast’s aim and as hilarious as a villager trading with a zombie, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those chicken players).

Cosmic Guardians 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, Cosmic, FANTASY, Guardians, Ikitai, Ikkodate Mezashite, Jiyuu, KADOKAWA BOOKS, light novel, Manga, Mezametara, reborn, Saikyou Soubi, science fiction, space adventure, Space Fantasy, Space Mercenary, space opera, Uchuusenmochi, Youhei

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Players Killed by Monsters:	1771
Animals Bred:	198	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like out of this world? Literally, because it’s based on being reborn as a space mercenary! Like, who wouldn’t want to be a badass warrior in space, fighting aliens and exploring new planets?

Join this server if you want to live out your wildest sci-fi fantasies in blocky pixel form. Trust me, you’ll be addicted once you start building your own spaceship and battling other players in epic space battles. Plus, the community is lit AF and you’ll make friends from all over the galaxy.

So what are you waiting for? Blast off to this server and become the ultimate space mercenary in Minecraft! It’s like living in an anime, but better because you get to actually play it out. See you in space, losers!

StrayDogSquad Minecraft Server

abandoned dogs, abandoned puppies, adoption, adoption manager, campus, castrate, city, DEBT, dog food, Friend, local vet, Minecraft, Moving, refusing to adopt, Server, Siblings, small town, stray dog, stray dogs, StrayDogSquad, surgeries, University, vet

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with abandoned puppies, shady adoption managers, and unexpected debts with local vets.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, where you never know what will happen next.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where adopting a Minecraft dog comes with more drama than a reality TV show. Who needs scripted events when you have real-life chaos like this?

So come on over and join the madness on our server. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a wild adventure that you never saw coming. See you there!

BlockShame: Aunt Edition

aunt, BlockShame, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, christmas, Communication, Conflict, dessert, Dinner, Edition, family, Grandparents, Help, misunderstanding, Plate, plus size, relationships, self esteem, sister, Small, weight

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

YearlyAchievementsMC SMP

accomplishments of the year, Accomplishments.., Achievements, achievements of the year, goals, goals achieved, Milestones, milestones reached, personal growth, personal growth journey, progress, progress made, reflections, reflections on the year, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, self-reflection on accomplishments., smp, success, successes of the year, YearlyAchievementsMC

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	6740	Players Killed by Monsters:	342

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there, I swear. We’ve got diamond armor for days, like we’re swimming in it. And the mobs? They’re like, super chill and won’t even attack you. It’s like they’re on vacation or something.

Oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base that’s filled with cake. Yeah, you heard me right, CAKE. And not just any cake, but like, enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. I know, it sounds insane, but it’s totally true.

And the best part? We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on all the griefers. It’s like having your own personal bodyguard, but way cooler.

So, what have you accomplished this year? Probably not as much as you would if you joined our Minecraft SMP. Just saying.

CraftyConfessions

ANONYMOUS, Classified, confession, Confidential, Covert, CraftyConfessions, hidden, Private, reddit, Secrets, undisclosed

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Votes:	6787
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Animals Bred:	179

Are you tired of keeping all your juicy secrets to yourself? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without anyone ever knowing it was you! Join us for a wild ride of scandalous confessions and outrageous stories that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your own sanity. Who knows, you might even uncover some secrets that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. So come on, join us and let the secrets flow like lava in the Nether!

CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

addiction, CokeCraft, colombia, controversial statement, criminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug reform, drug trade, drug war, Government, Latin America, legalize cocaine, Narcotics, policy change, president, societal impact, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Crops Grown:	1819
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3743	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

Love & Pixels

Affection, Bonding, Caring, Commitment, Communication, Connection, emotional connection, eroticism, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, monogamous individuals, nurturance, Partnership, Passion, pixels, relationship satisfaction, romance, romantic relationships, sexual passion, Trust

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where you can find your one true love! We got so much caring and emotional connection going on, you’ll be feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. And don’t even get me started on the sexual passion – it’s like a firework show up in here!

Whether you’re into monogamy or just looking to mingle, we guarantee you’ll find satisfaction like never before. Our players are always down for a good time, so come on over and let the romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the love and fun – join us now!

SuperDragons

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	847
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

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Frostia

5 p.m., Adventure, Crack version., Factions, February 15, Frostia, Mini Games, Networks, Opening, Parkour, power, Premium, PvP, Server, Survival, Unique

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mines Excavated:	1364	Holy Grails Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Trail you serveur minecraft Frostia A PVP, factions and mini-games with a unique game experience! Come and mark your adventure and prove your power on Frostia!

Official opening of the server: Saturday February 15 at 5 p.m.

Join us on our networks to miss anything Available in Premium and Crack version!

On t’attend sur Frostia !

Play.frostia.fr:25570

The Last Joust of Chivalry

Allegiance, army expansion, Chaos, Chivalry, Community, Creativeplots, customisation, Discord, Domination, Faction, faction management, Factions, joust, King Argon II, Malric Terrowin, minor states, Modded, PvP, PvPZone, Realms, Siege Engines, Tenosia, vassal lords

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry

“The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The ascension of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry”

TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including:

Additional Modes
CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand
PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas

More information about the additional planned features will be included

Join our community today

https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is TLJ?	TLJ stands for “The Last Joust of Chivalry”, a Minecraft server with a focus on factions combat and expansion, featuring custom siege engines, army expansion system, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided in our community links or by joining our Discord server.
Are there specific rules to follow in TLJ?	Yes, we have rules set in place to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord or server information.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community members to improve the server experience. Feel free to share your ideas in our Discord server.

Public Showcase Girls 1.21

Girls, Public, Showcase

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got girls showing off in public! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that in a blocky pixelated world, am I right? It’s like a virtual fashion show, but with creepers and zombies lurking around. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to witness some virtual catwalk action like never before!

BratBrotherCraft

beach house, Boundaries, BratBrotherCraft, brother, Communication Issues, complexes, difficult relationship, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, Golden Child, mental health, personal growth, self worth, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, toxic behavior, unresolved trauma, vacation, Working

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2830

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your dysfunctional family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, arguments, and sibling rivalry that will make you question your own sanity.

Just like the OP’s brother, our players will try to assert dominance and claim ownership over everything in sight. But don’t worry, you can stand up for yourself just like the OP did and show them who’s boss!

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself – because who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

2nd amendment, American values, armed Americans, citizen rights, civil liberties, constitutional law, constitutional rights, defense against tyranny, Democracy, firearms, freedom, government control, gun rights, political oppression, Protection, resistance, revolution, right to bear arms, self defense, tyranny, TyrannyCounterMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

LOL OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest place to be if you wanna have a blast and fight off tyranny like a true American hero! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you defend your right to bear blocks and build epic fortresses to protect against any evil mobs that try to take over. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons just waiting for you to discover. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig mount, and come join the craziest adventure of your life! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and have a blast doing it! YEEHAW! 🤠🔫🐷 #MinecraftFreedomFighters #2ndAmendmentForBlocks

Block Therapy Fun!

acupuncture, aromatherapy, Art Therapy, BLOCK, Cooking, dancing, Exercise, Fun, gardening, journaling, laughter therapy, MASSAGE, meditation, mindfulness, music therapy, nature walks, pet therapy, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate therapy session without the hefty price tag! Our pixelated paradise is filled with magical blocks that will soothe your soul and calm your mind. Need to release some pent-up rage? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining away! Feeling stressed? Take a leisurely stroll through our virtual forests and let the serene sounds of chirping birds and rustling leaves wash over you. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive lava diving experience? It’s like hot yoga, but with a lot more danger! So come on down to our server and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you. Remember, diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re also a great stress reliever!

ArabCraft: No Ties Without State Minecraft Server

arab world, ArabCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, Minecraft, Palestinian state, Palestinian-Israeli conflict, peace negotiations, peace process, Politics, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, Saudi-Israel relations, Server, State, TIES, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build sand castles bigger than saudi arabia’s oil reserves! we don’t have ties with israel but we do have epic pvp battles that will make you forget all about politics. our pixelated palestinian state is the envy of all other servers, come claim your block of land and build your dream house. join us and let’s show trump what real diplomacy looks like in the world of minecraft!