BlockBusterFails | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	278
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old movies that follow the same tired formulas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Our server is like a movie set on steroids, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Say goodbye to predictable plot twists and hello to giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment in any Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just don’t forget to watch out for the exploding sheep!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchantments Applied:	272
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	600101	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	197	Magic Items Found:	1826

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Potions Brewed:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9429

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	695
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	225	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Potions Brewed:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	185
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mines Excavated:	2196	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	624	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3268
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	8507
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.