BlockbusterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a pop up ad appears saying “Adblocker turned on.” like, what even is that? who turned on the adblocker? is it the creepers trying to sabotage your mining operation?

well, fear not, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky pop up ads. why? because we have a team of highly trained llamas who are experts at blocking ads. they’ll spit on any ad that dares to interrupt your gaming experience.

not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken. this majestic creature lays diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll never have to worry about running out of bling for your armor and tools.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. you’ll have to build bridges and use elytra to navigate between islands and avoid falling to your doom. it’s like a real-life parkour course, but with more explosions and less broken bones.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most epic, ad-free, diamond-filled, sky-high adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump at a teen sex pageant in 1991? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Trump would want to join (but sorry, no locker room access here)! We’ve got 14-year-old players building epic creations and having a blast – no creepy locker room shenanigans allowed! Join us for a crazy good time and leave the inappropriate behavior at the door. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory – the only thing Trump-like about this server is our epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Star Shards Collected:	114	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Heel Minecraft SMP Show

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Are you tired of playing the hero on other Minecraft servers? Come join our SMP where you can be the ultimate heel! Want to get cheap heat and have the crowd cheering for you? Just drop the N word in chat and watch the chaos unfold! Join us for insane storylines and outrageous antics – you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AutisticSisMCServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from family responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual family that won’t ask for bedtime stories or snacks every five minutes.

Imagine a world where you can go on dates without worrying about rushing back home to take care of your little sister. Our server offers the ultimate freedom to live your best virtual life without any guilt trips or tears.

Uncle Cory might be cool in real life, but on our server, you can leave all family obligations behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to babysitting duties and hello to endless adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of balancing real life with virtual fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to being the reluctant guardian of a little sister who just won’t let you live your best life. It’s time to prioritize your own happiness and let the pixels do the parenting for a change.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockPartyFamVacay

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Are you tired of your boyfriend being a party pooper when it comes to vacations? Do you want to have some fun adventures with your kids without feeling guilty? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a virtual world where you can go on epic quests and build amazing creations with your children!

Imagine taking your kids on a vacation to a magical land where you can explore ancient ruins, battle fierce monsters, and build towering castles together. Leave your boyfriend behind in the real world while you embark on thrilling adventures with your little ones. Who needs a reluctant partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun memories – join our Minecraft server today and create unforgettable experiences with your kids. Leave the real world drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a vacation when you have a Minecraft server waiting for you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	586
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FoodComboDisaster – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous food combinations ever seen in the game. Picture this: a player trying to survive on a diet of raw fish and rotten flesh because they believe it gives them superpowers. Or how about a player who exclusively eats spider eyes and mushroom stew because they think it will turn them into a Minecraft superhero? Trust us, you won’t find this level of culinary chaos anywhere else. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BlockyNostalgia

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s and 2000s with pixelated graphics, retro music, and funky skins that will have you feeling like you’re living in a time warp. But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games inspired by your favorite childhood TV shows and movies, like a SpongeBob SquarePants themed parkour challenge and a Harry Potter themed potion brewing contest.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club hidden somewhere in the server where players can dance the night away to classic hits from the Spice Girls and Backstreet Boys. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants wishes to lucky players who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	249
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BirdFluCrew

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so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff. like, you can build a castle and then blow it up with TNT, because why not? and there’s this one time, this player found a secret dungeon with a talking pig that gave out diamonds like candy. it was wild, man.

but the real reason you gotta join this server is because we have the best parties. like, every Friday night, we have a massive pixel art contest where the winner gets a real life unicorn. no joke. and if you’re lucky, you might even run into Herobrine himself and have a dance off. it’s epic, bro.

so, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to discover a secret dungeon with a talking pig.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

🏕️ SMP for Shady Characters 🏕️ Only the Best for 18+ Villagers! Join the Club now! 🌈✨

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About Us
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.

About Us

The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family! We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects. Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Server Specs: Platform: Fabric 1.21 Location: San Jose, California, United States CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 7600X RAM: 10GB (32 Total)

Mods & Tweaks
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Mods & Tweaks

We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Notable Mods/Tweaks Included: Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory. Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat. ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed. Mobs & Players Drop Heads. Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief. Accelerated Leaf Decay. Minecarts now run 4x faster. Online Webmap.

Application
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!: Join our Discord Server. Step 1: Read through our server guide + rules. Step 2: Submit an application via our application link. Step 3: Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you! Step 4: Short Interview. Step 5: Application Decision and Whitelist.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the age requirement to join Club SMP?

A: The server is for players 18 years and older.

Q: How can I apply to join Club SMP?

A: To apply, you need to join their Discord server and follow the application process outlined on their website.

Q: What mods are included in the custom client modpack?

A: The modpack includes various server-sided optimization and quality of life mods, along with features like Simple Voice Chat, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Anti-Grief mods, and more.

Q: Where is the server located?

A: The server is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Q: How long does it take to get whitelisted after submitting an application?

A: Applicants may need to wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact them after submitting an application.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchantments Applied:	139
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a fluffy unicorn riding a rainbow? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and slay creepers with the most adorable group of virtual idols you’ve ever seen!

Our server is home to Generation EONIA, novamore, Hanamizuki, and Ephemira – each group filled with talented virtual idols like Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and more! Watch them perform live concerts, cover your favorite songs, and even check out their exclusive merchandise that’s so cute it’ll make your heart explode!

But that’s not all – we’ve got kawaii friends like Prima, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, and more who are always up for some pixelated fun! And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride magical unicorns and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world so cute, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Crops Grown:	7711
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ExStepChefCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	7726
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.