Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Potions Brewed: 52
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Runes Activated: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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