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Sulemt hELL Minecraft SMP

12 inch feet, foot fantasy, foot fetish, foot massage, foot play, foot spa, foot treatment, foot worship, Hell, indulgence, Joimes, long toes, luxury, MASSAGE, Minecraft, pampering, pedicure, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Sulemt, what now

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come chill with us and let your worries melt away as you explore our insane world.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our resident llama, Larry, can breakdance better than most players?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary 12-inch feet massages? Yeah, that’s right. Our VIP players get exclusive access to the most relaxing foot rubs in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Void Gems Collected:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, confession, CraftyFamily, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, family, Father, GENIUS, Guilt, Honesty, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, Plan, Promise, relationships, Schoolwork, secret, Server, teenager, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as a teenage mastermind? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate mind games and deception.

Imagine a world where you can pretend to be a Minecraft noob while secretly being a Minecraft pro, just like this daughter pretending to slack off in school while actually acing her exams.

Betray your friends’ trust, create elaborate schemes, and keep everyone on their toes. Just like this dad who spilled the beans on his daughter’s genius plan, you’ll never know who’s plotting behind your back on our server.

So if you’re ready for some next-level trickery and mind-bending fun, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one…especially your own family members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	499	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TherapyRantCraft

birthday celebrations, blended family, Decision making, Family Therapy, favorite foods, food allergies, rant, sandwich, SNACKS, step siblings, therapy session, TherapyRantCraft, Traditions

Are you tired of boring family therapy sessions with your dad, his wife, and your stepsiblings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about blended family drama!

On our server, you can build sandwiches to your heart’s content without any restrictions. No more food allergies holding you back from enjoying your favorite snacks! Plus, we have a noodle bar where you can feast like a king without worrying about allergies ruining the fun.

Say goodbye to boring birthday celebrations at “acceptable” restaurants and hello to epic parties with your friends on our server. We promise no one will cut you out of photos or force you to celebrate with people you don’t care about.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just make sure to watch out for angry dads and upset stepmoms – they might not be as understanding as we are. 😉 #MinecraftFamilyDrama #SandwichesForDays

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Buildings Constructed:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SMP LoveQuest: NoBadTraits

bad traits, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, dishonesty, Disrespect, immaturity, Infidelity, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of empathy, laziness, long term, LoveQuest, NoBadTraits, partner, red flags, relationship, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Do you want to join a wacky and wild community where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re sick of partners who hoard all the diamonds for themselves or who constantly steal your crops. On our server, we have a strict ban on players who exhibit these “bad” traits. We believe in sharing the wealth and working together to create a thriving virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the craziest love stories you’ll ever hear. From players who met while fighting off hordes of zombies to couples who built entire kingdoms together, you never know what romantic adventures await you on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing more abundant than diamonds is laughter, come join us today! Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner in crime (or mining) along the way.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024

2024.., Challenges, climate change, Communication, Corruption, CreepersStillBlowingUpIn2024, discrimination, education, environmental degradation, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, Infrastructure, innovation, justice system, Political unrest, POVERTY, progress, resilience, societal issues, Technology

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for the most insane and outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to step foot in our world.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	638744	Mines Excavated:	2362
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyGrannies: 100+ and Still Mining!

aging, Aging population, centenarians, CraftyGrannies, demographics, Elderly, elderly women, health, Japan, japanese, life expectancy, Lifestyle, long life, Longevity, Mining, over 100, Population, senior citizens, statistics, supercentenarians, wellness, Women

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL LIVE TO BE 100 LIKE THESE JAPANESE LEGENDS. WE GOT MAGIC MINECRAFT WATER THAT MAKES YOU AGE BACKWARDS. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKS LIKE A TEENAGER AGAIN. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET JAPANESE TEA PARTY EVERY SUNDAY WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH THESE CENTENARIAN QUEENS. COME ON, WHO DOESN’T WANNA BE A MINECRAFT GRANNY WITH MAD BUILDING SKILLS? JOIN NOW AND LIVE FOREVER, BABY!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8396
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Ventilator Vibes

air sacs, cells, collapse, Compare, Damage, direct, first time, injurious, injury, lung cells, LUNGS, mechanical ventilation, REOPENING, researchers, scientists, shear stress, shear stress damage, types of injury, Ventilator, ventilator model, ventilator-on-a-chip, VIBES

come join our epic minecraft server where we have scientists comparing different kinds of injury like in a crazy science experiment! we got ventilator-on-a-chip models and researchers finding out that shear stress from collapsing and reopening air sacs is the most injurious type of damage! it’s like a wild science fair but in minecraft! come see the madness and join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand! who knew science could be so lit in minecraft?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ArtisNetwork

Survival

Welcome to the ArtisNetwork. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and spend a quality time with your friends. This Server Is Made For Survival Server Lovers. Crazy Futures and so all. We hope you will really enjoy !. Join now and become a part of this Comunity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	120	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1848
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	313
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11