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Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3018	Farms Harvested:	466
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	71
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Towns Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	2290	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Star Shards Collected:	145	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Emeralds Found:	8917	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1312
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Votes:	5109	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Crops Grown:	3101
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3149	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Emeralds Found:	8150	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4312
Enchantments Applied:	204	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	131	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	5004
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	5480	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Players:	110/200	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gods Slained:	0