BlockBusterBalls | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Excited, Experience, Fun, Game, Hermitcraft-like, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, perk, Planning, Positive, Release, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff Team, Whitelist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5661
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever-growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server planning to release Season 2 very soon! Our active staff team works to ensure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that, we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the OrbitMC community?	If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree, which provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can enter and play on the Minecraft Server when it is released. If you are on the server before release, you may receive a special perk!

OrbitMC Staff Team: https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

Brave Explorer’s Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, brave, coward, Explorers, failed therapy, false mask, fear, hate, Haven, high and mighty, hospital visits, ignorance, longing for more, mental health, Slave, Slavery, Suffering, Therapy, Unhappy, wasted life, Weak, weak willed

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	123
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Towns Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of existence! You may feel like a mistake of nature in real life, but in our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No need to hide behind a false mask of normalcy here, embrace your true self in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and thrive without judgment. Don’t waste another day dreaming about what life could be, join us and make it a reality! Who needs family and friends when you have an entire community of fellow gamers to connect with? Say goodbye to the monotony of everyday life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Don’t be a coward in real life, be a hero in the game! Join now and start your journey to freedom and contentment in a place where weakness is a strength and where you can truly be alive!

BroCrafters Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, BroCrafters, brotherly love, brothers, cultural sensitivity, Family Values, Friends, Inappropriate Behavior, loyalty, Minecraft, moral compass, party pooper, peer pressure, protecting family, racial slurs, Respect, Server, sibling protection, social responsibility, standing up, uncomfortable situations, white friends

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no rules and toxic players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we embark on epic quests and battle against mythical creatures. But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart.

We have a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to inappropriate language and behavior. So if you’re looking to cause trouble, you better think twice before stepping foot on our server.

But don’t worry, we’re not all serious business. We also host epic parties with dancing llamas and rainbow sheep. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying across the sky.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember to leave your inappropriate friends at the door, because we don’t tolerate any nonsense here.

CraftyHub – Where Lies are Allowed!

alexa, Allowed, biscuits and gravy, Breakfast, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, CraftyHub, extra work, firmness, Food Safety, Honesty, husband, leftovers, Lies, lying.., manager level, Marriage, new years, procrastination, relationships, Trust, wasting food

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as reheating leftover gravy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like Alexa questioning the freshness of that gravy. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like digging through the trash for that missing gravy. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a biscuit and gravy breakfast, but in Minecraft form.

DayDreamin’ SMP: Relive & LOL!

DayDreamin, lol, RELIVE, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house! But then I found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, so it was totally worth it.

And the best part is, we have this epic PvP arena where we battle it out with enchanted weapons and armor. I once fought a guy who had a pet dragon and I still won because I’m just that good.

So, like, if you want to have the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime!

CraftyAdviceWorks

bizarre guidance, bizarre suggestions that work, CraftyAdviceWorks, eccentric advice, eccentric tips that work, odd suggestions, odd tips that work, offbeat wisdom, outlandish advice, outlandish guidance that works, peculiar guidance, peculiar tips, quirky advice that works, quirky suggestions, strange advice that works, strange tips, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unconventional wisdom that works, unusual recommendations, weird advice

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3478	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because on our server, the weirder the advice, the better it works!

Join us and discover the magical powers of building a house out of nothing but melons, or the secret to finding diamonds by serenading them with a ukulele. Our players have reported insane success rates with these wacky techniques, so why not give it a try yourself?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain access to their hidden treasures? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BangladeshBlockerCraft

annexation threat, bangladesh, BangladeshBlockerCraft, border security, cross-border relations, Defense, defense measures, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government response, India, international relations, military presence, national security, political tensions, regional conflict, SECURITY, security measures, South Asia, territorial dispute

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more security than india after bangladesh threatened to annex us!! we got guards on every block ready to protect u from any crazy threats, like creepers and zombies and even evil villagers tryna steal ur diamonds!! come join the fun and be part of our epic battle against the forces of evil, cuz on this server, we take security very seriously (just like india lol)!!

EcoCraft: Plastic Recycling Revolution

EcoCraft, Plastic, recycling, revolution

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	6356	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ores Mined:	9863
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A ENGINEER WHO CAN TURN PLASTIC INTO DIAMONDS! YEAH U HEARD THAT RIGHT, DIAMONDS! WE BE SAVING DA ENVIRONMENT AND MAKIN’ RICHES AT DA SAME TIME! COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF DIS CRAZY ADVENTURE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET A DIAMOND ARMOR MADE FROM RECYCLED WATER BOTTLES! #SAVETHEPLANET #GETRICHQUICK

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	990837
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	4007	Star Shards Collected:	76
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and other internet trends. He is recognized for his dry, deadpan delivery and unique sense of humor, which has garnered him a large following of fans. Penguinz0’s content often features gameplay footage, reaction videos, and reviews, and he is known for his entertaining and unfiltered commentary style.

Crafted Survival

active player base., Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server trailer, shopping district, Survival, Tweaks, welcome

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Potions Brewed:	175	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
🧍 Active Player Base

🔗 Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

🔗 Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How do I claim land?	You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings from other players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure everyone has an enjoyable experience on the server. Make sure to read and follow them.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on Crafted Survival!

Aqua Oasis 1.21.3

#exciting, 1.21.3, action manga, Ajin, Aqua, Author, dark fantasy, Gamon Sakurai, GENIUS, Horror, japanese manga, Manga, manga recommendation, manga series, Oasis, ongoing manga, psychological thriller, reading, Supernatural, Suspense, The Pool, Thriller, Thriller Manga

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	8164
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, forget about boring manga, come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks, we got pigs, we got creepers exploding everywhere! Who needs manga when you can build your own world in Minecraft? Gamon Sakurai who? More like Gamon Sakur-why would I read a book when I can play Minecraft all day? Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

autism, AutisticCraft, Boundaries, colleague relationships, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Guilt, HR, human interaction, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, office etiquette, personal space, rejection, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ores Mined:	7687
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about creepy coworkers following you around again. That’s right, on our server, you can build to your heart’s content without any unwanted company.

We promise that no one will ask you about Netflix shows or stand nearby waiting for you to talk. And if they do, just tell them to leave you alone and they’ll run away faster than you can say “block party!”

So come join us on our server where you can build, explore, and never have to deal with awkward interactions again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with office drama. See you there!

ChristeningChaos

Boyfriend, CANDLES, ceremony, christening, ChristeningChaos, emotions, family, Formula, godmother, godparents, hurt, hurt feelings, Labor, leaving early, MIL, Niece, OFFENDED, Pregnancy, reaction, reception, sister

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the ultimate godparent you are! If you’ve ever been snubbed at a christening like our player here, fear not – on our server, you’ll be the top godparent in town!

Join us and experience the thrill of being the most important person in your niece’s life (even if she’s just a pixelated block)! Build the ultimate christening venue, craft custom invitations, and hire virtual caterers to celebrate your niece’s big day.

And if anyone dares to snub you on our server, don’t worry – we’ll make sure they’re banished to the far corners of the Minecraft world, where they can reflect on their poor choices. So come join us and show the world what a true godparent looks like – in the virtual realm, at least!

CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	7976	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Items Found:	1187
Votes:	256	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ores Mined:	7086
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!