Blockbuster Movie SMP

🎉🛠️WELCOME, LEGENDARY BLOCKY BEINGS!🛠️🎉

Are you tired of your boring life? Y’know, the one where you pay your bills and stuff? Well, it’s time to throw that all into the void and join the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the pixelated universe! Why? Oh boy, lemme tell ya!

🦄 DINOSAUR T-REXES WITH KUNG FU SKILLS! 🦄
Ever wondered what would happen if a T-Rex learned karate? Well, in this SMP, you don’t have to wonder! They might be 3 blocks tall, but their roundhouse kicks can send you flying into NEXT WEEK! Join us, and you might just find yourself having epic dino fights while building a castle made of candy corn! 🍭🍬

🔮 MAGICAL CHEESE MONSTERS! 🔮
Did I mention the cheese? Yeah! There’s a freakin’ cheese monster that roams the land at night, and legend says it grants wishes if you can survive its cheesy wrath. Just avoid talking about dairy. Trust me; you don’t wanna bring up lactose intolerance around that guy.

👽 UNLIMITED DRAGONS THAT SPIT PIZZA! 👽
You heard me right! You think that dragon just spits fire? Nope! In this SMP, our dragons only breathe pepperoni pizza!🍕 One slice can heal you up to 100 hearts! Just try not to get sauce on your diamond armor, ’cause it’s a pain to clean. And oh—if dragons don’t fly you away to pizza paradise, they’ll totally just sit on you, which is like, super heavy. 😅

🏰 EPIC HEISTS WITH A BUNCH OF RABBITS! 🏰
We’re talking about the Great Rabbit Heist of 2023! 🐰 They’ve got tiny masks and everything! Join the crew of floppy-eared rascals, and “borrow” gold from the villagers! Just be ready for a massive chase because they always call the TOWN GUARD! They really don’t like having their gold stolen, what a bunch of no-fun-allowed losers!

🦾 A VILLAGER WHO THINKS HE’S A SUPERHERO! 🦾
This dude’s convinced he’s the chosen one. He’s always wearing a cape made of bed sheets, and he’s out there trying to save us from the “Evil Non-Farming Villagers” or whatever. He’s like that friend who won’t stop talking about their conspiracy theories, but—wait for it—he might actually be onto something! Or he just ripped all his crops apart to make a costume? WHO KNOWS?!

🎈 FREE PUMPKIN APRICOT SANDWICHES! 🎈
Guess what? If you log in today, you may get a coveted pumpkin apricot sandwich! It’s totally made up, but who’s counting? Just dive into the fridge of dreams and hope you don’t end up with a creeper in there instead. 😊

So what are you waiting for? Your destiny as a blocky legend calls!!! Join us before the cheese monsters start their daily dance-off and you miss out! Because if you aren’t in this SMP, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️

P.S. DONT FORGET TO BRING RAINBOW TOAST! It’s essential. 🍞🌈

Let’s get blocky, fam!!!

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  • Pea SMP Classic Survival No Teleports

    Pea SMP Classic Survival No Teleports

    PeaMC is a semi vanilla survival server that tries to feel like classic Minecraft. It keeps things simple so you survive travel build and meet people without a bunch of stuff in your face.

    There is no teleporting and there are no land claims so you have to move around the world the normal way. You can form teams and invite friends. PvP is allowed but it has limits so builds do not get wrecked. Stuff like TNT beds respawn anchors end crystals and minecart PvP are not allowed. Griefing stealing killing pets and spawn killing are also not allowed.

    It is whitelist only so it is harder for trolls to get in. New players also get one day where PvP is off for them unless they choose to turn it off. Java and Bedrock players can both join and it supports versions from 1.7x to 1.21.11. Maces are banned and there are a few fun plugins that do not change the main survival feel.

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  • BRAND NEW Hardcore SMP With No Revives

    BRAND NEW Hardcore SMP With No Revives

    Ultimate Hardcore is a hardcore SMP where death is permanent and it really sticks. There are no map resets and no revives so when you die you are done.

    The world is massive at 300000 by 300000 blocks and PvP is on everywhere. Raiding and griefing are allowed too so it always feels risky and you have to think before you move.

    It stays close to vanilla but it uses a few plugins to make hardcore hit harder. I saw player heads simple voice chat deep stat tracking and even the ability to loot a dead players Ender Chest.

    Players end up forming strong groups and taking land then later they die and everything changes hands. The story is not scripted at all and every fight friendship and betrayal is just players doing it.

    It supports version 1.21.11 and it is for people who want one of the toughest survival experiences around.

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  • Small Crossplay Server Looking For Players

    Small Crossplay Server Looking For Players

    I found a small Minecraft server that is asking for more people to join. It already has a few active players and they want it to feel more alive.

    It supports both Bedrock and Java so more friends can play together. There is also a realm code for console players.

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  • Hardcore Style Survival No Regen No F3

    Hardcore Style Survival No Regen No F3

    I found a new survival server that is trying to feel slower and harder than normal vanilla. It is built to push players to work together if they want to stay alive.

    You do not get natural health regen so food will not magically heal you. You have to use healing items. Debug info is reduced too so you will not have easy coordinates.

    The world has a small border and custom terrain so it feels less familiar. Structures are more rare. Mobs are also harder since they can spawn with stronger armor and enchants.

    It is whitelisted and you have to apply to get in.

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  • Geopolitics Worldbuilding Nations Server

    Geopolitics Worldbuilding Nations Server

    I found a brand new Minecraft server that is all about worldbuilding and geopolitics. Players can make nations and build towns then watch the world change because of what everyone does.

    It supports both Java and Bedrock. The server says there is zero pay to win with no crates no kits and no paid advantages.

    You can be a merchant lead a nation try to rise to power or just build and host fun events like jousts. Land is handled with the Lands plugin. There is no server shop and it is mostly player run shops with an admin shop at spawn to sell some starter stuff.

    They are planning to launch after they get a solid community together.

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