Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Come join our Minecraft server where the creepers don’t explode, they spontaneously break out into dance parties! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot – like diamond studded armor made by actual diamond chickens. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with baby zombies riding on the backs of pigs! So forget about those other servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (or until a skeleton shoots you in the face, either way).
November 19, 2024
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 31 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
