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BF’sBlockParty

anxiety, Attachment Style, BFsBlockParty, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Insecurity, mindfulness, misinterpretation, personal growth, perspective, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-doubt, stress, Support, Understanding, validation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	118	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Items Found:	5447
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

RichVsPoorMC SMP

bipartisanship, class warfare, Connected, Democrat, economic disparity, Government, income disparity, partisanship, political affiliation, political divide, Politics, Poor, power dynamics, REPUBLICAN, Rich, RichVsPoorMC, smp, social class, social justice, socioeconomic status, unconnected, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dimension Hops:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally insane! Like, the admins are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world or something. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to build cool stuff with us.

And get this, the whole server is divided into two factions: the Rich/Connected and the Poor/Unconnected. It’s like a battle of the classes, but with blocks and mobs and stuff. The Rich/Connected have all the diamonds and enchanted gear, while the Poor/Unconnected have to scavenge for scraps and build dirt huts.

But wait, there’s more! The server events are like, next level crazy. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight off an army of clucking monsters. And another time, we all got turned into llamas and had to race to the finish line. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear. Plus, the community is super friendly and always down for a laugh. Come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together!

CraftyAdviceGoneWrong

advice, bad advice, cautionary tales, Cliches, common advice, conventional wisdom, CraftyAdviceGoneWrong, guidance, lessons, life advice, misconceptions, MISTAKES, personal development, Pitfalls, popular beliefs, self help, self improvement, terrible advice, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	81
Alien Abductions:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Emeralds Found:	8311
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “be nice to others” and “don’t grief”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our outrageous life advice that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew!

Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.

So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bolsonaro’s Big Trouble

arrest, big, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazilian Judge, controversy, court case, freedom of speech, international news, Jair Bolsonaro, judicial system, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, Media Company, political figures, political news, Politics, President of Brazil, press freedom, Trouble, Trump Media Group

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are all like super heroes and villains from different dimensions? like, there’s this one dude who’s a mix between iron man and a creeper, and he goes around blowing up buildings with his repulsor blasts. and then there’s this chick who’s part enderman and part wonder woman, and she can teleport anywhere she wants and lasso bad guys with her ender pearls. it’s like a comic book come to life, but in minecraft form!

oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?

so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyHeartBeat: Childhood Trauma Survivors

BlockyHeartBeat, blood pressure, blunted response, cardiovascular responses, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, emotional trauma, heart rate, Long-term impact, mental health, mental resilience, psychological effects, social anxiety, social stress, stress response, survivors, therapy interventions, Trauma, Trauma recovery, trauma survivors

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	145	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2762	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

come join dis CRAZY minecraft server where we only accept childhood trauma survivors!! 😂 our players have BLUNTED cardiovascular responses to social stress, so you know it’s gonna be a WILD ride! when exposed to social stress, these individuals experience smaller changes in heart rate and blood pressure, making for some HILARIOUS moments in-game. this diminished response is associated with increased social anxiety, but who cares when you’re having this much FUN?! join now for a server experience like no other! 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #traumateam

Mystic Mine Quest 1.21.1

1.21.1, Boundaries, breath play, Communication, consent, Curiosity, discomfort, Domination, DURATION, Experience, Exploration, Facesitting, fetish, INTIMATE, kink, mystic, Personal, Pleasure, Quest, satisfaction, sitting on face, Smothering, submissive

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	513	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Bro, forget about facesitting, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a virtual world!

We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!

Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!

MomCrafter Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Cancer, Caregiver, Caretaker, chemotherapy, consequences, decision, difficult situation, emotional, family, health, Illness, Minecraft, mom, MomCrafter, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, smoking, Support, tough choice, tough love, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and exploring endless worlds!

We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?

So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.

TissuelessCraft

budgeting, college job, communication problems, family dynamics, financial independence, financial struggles, groceries, home cooking, household needs, LIMITED, living away from home, meal plan, meal swipes, minimum wage, parental support, personal expenses, relationship issues, self-sufficiency, TissuelessCraft, working student

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us and leave behind the struggles of dealing with demanding parents who can’t even buy tissue for the house but expect you to do it. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone asking you to contribute to groceries or household needs. Plus, you won’t have to resort to giving plasma just to afford the essentials – unless you want to roleplay as a plasma-giving hero, of course! So come join us and let’s build a world where you can truly be free from the madness of real life.

BabyNoob Minecraft SMP

awful names, baby names, BabyNoob, bad names, bizarre names, child’s name, funny names, inappropriate names, Minecraft, Naming, naming conventions, naming trends, odd names, parenting, ridiculous names, smp, strange names, taboo names, terrible names, unpopular names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3741	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Crops Grown:	8649	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, if you join our server, you get a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and can fly you to the moon and back. It’s totally legit, I swear!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

NopeNotDoingThatAgain

Adrenaline Rush, anxiety, bone-chilling, chilling moment, fear, frightening situation, hair-raising, heart-stopping, Horror, never again, Nightmare, NopeNotDoingThatAgain, panic attack, petrifying, Phobia, Scared, spine-chilling, spine-chilling experience, spine-tingling., terrifying experience, traumatic event

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	74	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4483	New Chunks Explored:	84028
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Have you ever been so scared that you peed your pixelated pants? Well, get ready for a server that will make you do just that! Our Minecraft server is so terrifyingly fun, you’ll never want to leave your blocky house again.

Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!

JavaCraft: Mushroom Magic

3d printing, bio-based materials, biodegradable, circular economy, coffee grounds, compostable, eco-friendly, environmental impact, innovative technology, JavaCraft, Magic, material science, Mushroom, plastics alternative, recycling, Reishi mushrooms, Sustainable Design, sustainable innovation, sustainable manufacturing, sustainable materials, Upcycling, UW researchers, waste reduction

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we turn coffee grounds into 3D printed objects with MUSHROOM MAGIC 🍄🍄🍄 our researchers are like mad scientists but cooler cuz they make compostable stuff out of coffee WASTE ☕️☕️☕️ come build with us and save the planet, one block at a time! 🌎🌍🌏 also, did we mention there are secret mushroom kingdoms to explore? 🍄🏰🍄 join now and let’s get crafting! 🎮🔨🌈

Neuro Hive – The Overlord 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, ai, AI learning, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merch, Music, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, Overlord, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Zombie Dances:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where our girl Neuro-sama is the AI overlord? She’s like a mix of a neural network and a VTuber, entertaining us with her wild rants and learning new skills like singing and playing games. It’s a total party up in here!

Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!

Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!

Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!

CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama

awkward situations, boyfriend’s parents, communication difficulties, CraftyFamilyDinnerDrama, family dinner, first impressions, Guilt, mental health, nonverbal communication, personal boundaries, physical response, Respect, selective communication, selective mutism, selective speaking, silent behavior, social anxiety, social expectations, stress, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of real-life social situations like the one described above! Join us and never worry about having to speak to your boyfriend’s parents again – because in Minecraft, you can communicate through building epic structures and battling mobs instead!

Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.

So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!

USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP

Conflict, Crimea, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, joe biden, military intervention, nato, political tension, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, Usa, USA_Ukraine_Russia_MinecraftSMP, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3006

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit 🔥 You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up for fun 😂 Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our base from griefers. It’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s take over the world together 🌍💎 #MinecraftSMPGoals #BobTheCreeper #WizardAdminFTW 🧙‍♂️🐉

Players:	106/600	Votes:	1842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3