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WordNerdMC SMP – Love words & Minecraft!

Beautiful, Communication, Descriptive, emotion, Expression, favorite words, Impactful, inspiring, Intriguing, Language, linguistics, love, Meaning, memorable, Minecraft, Personal, Poetic, Powerful, smp, Thought-provoking, Unique, vocabulary, why, WordNerdMC, Words

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, there are flying pigs everywhere and the trees are made of diamonds, no joke! And the best part is, the owner is a talking llama who gives out free diamond armor to everyone who joins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens. It’s like a dream come true, seriously, you won’t regret joining this server, trust me bros.

CraftyFoolsMC

bad advice, bad tips, CraftyFoolsMC, damaging advice, harmful advice, harmful suggestions, harmful tips, incorrect advice, incorrect tips, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendations, misguided suggestions, misguided tips, poor advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, terrible suggestions, unhelpful advice, worst advice, wrong advice

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous advice like building your house out of TNT for extra security or trying to tame a creeper as your pet! Who needs boring old advice when you can join our server and live life on the edge (literally, because we have a giant cliff you can jump off of for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some truly terrible advice that will have you laughing all day long!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, anal sex, Boundaries, Communication, consent, experimentation, Intimacy, long-term relationships, mystic, open communication, PIXEL, Pleasure, Realms, relationships, satisfaction, sexual activities, sexual compatibility, sexual exploration, sexual frequency, sexual health, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, taboo topics, Trust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	41	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual world where you can do all the anal you want with your gf, but like, in a totally PG way, ya know?

Like, imagine building a whole castle together and then having an anal picnic on the rooftop. It’s like romantic and adventurous at the same time, bro!

Plus, there are like so many cool mini-games and challenges to do with your gf, it’s like anal but with a twist!

So come join us and let’s get our anal building skills on, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride!

Name Change Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, alternate education, CHANGE, changing my name, Communication, family conflict, family dynamics, Individuality, Minecraft, name change, parental approval, peer acceptance, personal choice, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, Server, standing your ground, support system, teenage struggles

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a place where you can be whoever you want to be without judgment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and choose any name you want, whether it’s Piper, Pikachu, or even Pumpernickel!

We understand the struggle of wanting to change your name and we fully support your decision. Our server is a safe space for all, where you can express yourself freely without fear of backlash.

Join us for a fun and accepting community where you can be your true self, no matter what name you choose. And hey, if your mom doesn’t like your new name, just tell her you’re joining our server to escape the drama! 😉

CraftyQueerLove

bad relationships, Brett, Cheating, childhood best friend, conservative bubble, CraftyQueerLove, cute guy, drama queen, family, Gay bars, Gay Husband, GRINDR, groom, Job, nightclub, non committal, reputation, throwaway account, Wedding, WIBTA

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and chaos of real life like our friend here! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a non-committal relationship like our friend? Well, on our server, you can build relationships with other players without any strings attached. Who knows, you might even find your own Brett who knows his way around a blocky body!

Just like our friend at the wedding, you never know who you might run into on our server. Will you uncover scandalous secrets and juicy gossip like they did? Or will you be the one causing all the drama? The choice is yours!

Join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Grindr and gay bars when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you hook up with the groom…just make sure to keep it a secret from Jen!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-identity, self-journey, self-realization, self-transformation, self-understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you still hiding the fact that you’re secretly a llama in real life? Well, fear not my furry friend, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all llamas with open arms! Join us and embrace your inner llama as you roam the pixelated plains, spit at creepers, and show off your impeccable fashion sense with the latest llama-themed skins.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic chicken coops that put even the most seasoned Minecraft players to shame. Join their ranks and learn the ways of the chicken as you cluck your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Embrace your true self and join our wacky, wild, and woolly Minecraft server today!

Mystic Isles – Enchanted Realms 1.21

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	2744
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like the Big Boy Edition of all servers, ya know? It’s like the YGO Training stream at 6PM PT or 9PM ET on 2/18, but in Minecraft form.

You gotta join this server because it’s like watching Birthday 3D Live on repeat, but with blocks and stuff. Plus, the debut on this server is gonna blow your mind, just like the 3D debut.

Check out the Youtube channel for some sick content and the schedule to see when the next crazy event is going down. And don’t forget about the merch, gotta rep that Fuwawa and Mococo swag.

Oh, and there’s some /baubau/-related content that’ll make you question reality. So come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a hololivepro.com/en/collections/fuwawaabyssgard (Fuwawa) and hololivepro.com/en/collections/mococoabyssgard (Mococo) collab, but in Minecraft form. Don’t miss out, bro!

DailyDirtBlocker

bathroom usage, daily routine, DailyDirtBlocker, dancer, financial responsibility, household expenses, living situation, personal hygiene, personal space, rent payment, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, shared living space, showering daily, water bill

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	106
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where daily showers are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of personal hygiene, especially after a long day of mining and crafting.

Join us and never worry about someone standing outside your virtual bathroom, questioning your shower habits. Our water bill is non-existent in this pixelated world, so shower to your heart’s content without any judgment.

Don’t let anyone rain on your shower parade, come join us and let’s wash away the negativity together! Remember, cleanliness is next to blockliness on our server.

AutismCraft: Normal is Overrated

autism, AutismCraft, communication differences, hidden disabilities, misunderstood, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodiversity, neurotypical, normal, Overrated, perspective, sensory processing, social acceptance, social awareness, social challenges, social cues, social differences, social expectations, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, unique perspective

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	703314
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where the neurotypicals dictate what’s normal? Join our Minecraft server where being on the autism spectrum is not only accepted, it’s celebrated!

Our server is a safe haven for all the quirky, unique minds out there. Build your dream world without any judgment from the neurotypicals.

We have a special section on the server called the “Autism Wonderland” where everything is designed to cater to your unique needs. Need a break from socializing? No problem, just retreat to our sensory-friendly relaxation area.

Join us and let your autism shine in all its glory! Who needs neurotypicals when you have a whole community of fellow autistics to build and create with? Let’s show the world that being different is not only okay, it’s awesome!

TaiwanStraitWarrior Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, Canadian warship, chinese military, Condemnation, defense operations, diplomatic dispute, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, maritime security, military confrontation, military exercises, military presence, Minecraft, naval maneuvers, naval operations, Sensitive, Server, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanStraitWarrior, territorial sovereignty, Transit

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Items Found:	5640	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz the chinese military is like totally condemning canadian warships and stuff. like, they’re all up in arms about it. but on this server, we’re all about peace and harmony, man. come join us and build some epic structures while avoiding any sensitive straits, ya feel me? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. join now before the chinese military comes after us next!

ElonMuskHaterzCraft

Australian attitudes, Australians, billionaire, controversial figures, dislike, elon musk, ElonMuskHaterzCraft, intense dislike, negative reactions, negative sentiment, news headline, public figure, public opinion, public opinion poll, public perception, public sentiment, social media backlash, SpaceX founder, survey results, technology industry, Tesla CEO

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Potions Brewed:	66	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

so, like, you know how Australians are all like “oi mate, let’s throw another shrimp on the barbie”? well, turns out they ain’t too keen on ol’ musky boy, elon musk. like, they straight up dislike him, mate. but hey, who needs elon musk when you can join our epic minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against anyone, not even billionaires who wanna colonize mars. come join us for some sick builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s more welcoming than a kangaroo hopping into your backyard for a bbq. crikey, mate, you won’t wanna miss out on this one!

Island Air Pollution Fun

Air, air pollution, air quality, atmospheric pollution, environmental concerns, environmental impact, environmental study, Fiji, Fun, health risks, ISLAND, Pacific Island, Pacific region, particulate matter, PM10, PM2.5, Pollution, pollution control, pollution levels, pollution limits, pollution monitoring, public health, solomon islands, urban areas

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where the air is so clean, you won’t even need a mask! unlike those pacific islands with their polluted air, our server is like a breath of fresh air! literally!

we guarantee that our PM2.5 and PM10 particle levels are so low, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in pure oxygen! no need to worry about toxic air here, just pure, clean minecraft fun!

so come on over and join us for a pollution-free gaming experience! who needs clean air in real life when you can have it in minecraft, amirite?

Luminous Realm 1.20.6

1:500, 1.20.6, age, baseline, Compare, comparison, Competition, data analysis, ELO Thread, Experience, highest rating, leaderboard, luminous, male players, number of women, Player Base, Rating, Realm, relationships, sex, statistics, straight male, Thread

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a total sausage fest but we’re keeping track of how many chicks we’ve banged! I’m 32 and I’ve gotten with 20 ladies, so like, the baseline is 1500 or something. It’s totally wild, man, you gotta come check it out and see if you can beat my score! Let’s get those numbers up, baby!

PartyPooperVinylVillain

bullying, communication breakdown, detention, discipline, family conflict, football team, grounding, harsh punishment, high school, Mac Miller, parenting, Party, PartyPooperVinylVillain, Phone, prank, Son, special needs, Swimming In Circles, teenage behavior, Valentine’s Day, Vinyl

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your son’s shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even Mac Miller would approve.

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure. Build your own empire, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t ruin your vinyl collection.

Forget about being grounded or dealing with rude teenagers, on our server, the only thing you’ll be crashing out is creeper parties. So come on, join us and leave all the drama behind. Because in the world of Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be bullying is zombies. Let’s block and roll, baby!

Jobocalypse in 5-10

Jobocalypse

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	2273	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your boring job that’s on the verge of extinction? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that the profession of “boring office worker” will be wiped out in the next 5-10 years! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become a professional block builder, a master of pixel art, or even a fearless explorer of the Nether realm. Say goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to creepers and diamonds! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape the mundane and embrace the ridiculous on our server. Join now before your job gets deleted like yesterday’s save file!

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crops Grown:	5541	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	2480	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3