Blockbuster Critic’s Crafty Server

blockbuster, Crafty, Critic, critic I wanted, Critics, I wanted, I wanted to see, Movie, Movie Critic, movie critic I wanted, movie critic I wanted to see, movie critic wanted, movie critic wanted to see, see, see the movie, see the movie critic, Server, wanted, wanted to see, wanted to see the movie, wanted to see the movie critic

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a movie critic – always ready to critique your building skills and give you two thumbs up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper movie premieres, epic build battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, and a community of players who are as dramatic as a Hollywood blockbuster. So grab your popcorn and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience – because on our server, every block is a star!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	205	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1482	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Votes:	6308	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Towns Built:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6661	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2763
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimension Hops:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1551
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ores Mined:	3903	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	99
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Buildings Constructed:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Runes Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1942	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	4750	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!