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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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