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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Towns Built: 7
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Mines Excavated: 3109 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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