BlockBrosLoanDenial | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	37381	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Crops Grown:	3898	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	8772
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	49	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	787206	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Void Gems Collected:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6208
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	178
Zombie Dances:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	284
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	934189
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4258	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4