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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 3914 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 33 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.