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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8831 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 7892 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that players have reported encountering Ender Dragons doing the Macarena, creepers breakdancing, and villagers starting a full-on dance party in the town square. Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in the server, Notch himself will descend from the heavens and grant you three wishes (one of them being unlimited diamonds, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.